Hook: you like me
Emma: ugh
Hook: come on admit it, I’m awesome
Emma: ugh
Hook: Swaaaaan, come on, I know you like me, everyone knows, you may as well admit it
Emma: fine
Emma: I like you
Hook:
Hook: *jaw drops*
Hook: *vocabulary vanishes*
Hook: *blushes furiously*
Hook: *misses the dartboard*
Hook: *drops his sword*
Hook: *forgets his name*
Hook: mhmmglkhkfd
Hook:
Hook: I mean uh
Hook: I knew that
Tag: LOL
We’ve gotten really good at working around that hook though….wait – That sounded wrong. I didn’t mean it the way that sounded!
Jennifer Morrison ladies and gentlemen (X)
Zeus: It’s time for you to go where you belong.
Zeus: *puts Killian back on Earth with Emma*
Universe, like 2 weeks later: Emma has to die to save everyone and herself.
Zeus: *flips a table*
Zeus: *hurls a lightning bolt*
Zeus: NOT AGAIN, DAMN IT!
“never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” — very bad and unfortunately very common writing advice
“Do you want this sandwich?” she elaborated, acquiring the sandwich from her rucksack with a set of fingers.
His visage was set aflame with a smile. “Sure,” he postulated.
“Monica: Alright, what was this sentence originally? (shows the sentence to Joey)
Joey: Oh, ‘They are warm, nice people with big hearts’.
Chandler: And that became ‘they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps…?”
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