Tag: CS humor

winterbythesea:

Hook: you like me

Emma: ugh

Hook: come on admit it, I’m awesome

Emma: ugh

Hook: Swaaaaan, come on, I know you like me, everyone knows, you may as well admit it

Emma: fine

Emma: I like you

Hook:

Hook: *jaw drops*

Hook: *vocabulary vanishes*

Hook: *blushes furiously*

Hook: *misses the dartboard*

Hook: *drops his sword*

Hook: *forgets his name*

Hook: mhmmglkhkfd

Hook:

Hook: I mean uh

Hook: I knew that

acrobat-elle:

“I hadn’t considered something until your father mentioned it, love, but…”

“But what?”

“Well,” he says, sidling up to her. “You are a princess. And that means – “

“I swear to God, I am not calling you Prince Killian.”

“Not even – “

“Or ‘Your Highness.’”

Episode 6×15

Killian: I need! Home!!!
Jasmine: Yes but can you-
Killian: I LIVE ON A DIRT PATCH AND I NEED TO FUCKING GET BACK TO IT
Aladdin: do you know if like Jasmine is in to me or-
Killian: STFU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF MY WIFE IS IN DANGER
Nemo: We haveth no Kraken, we cannot-
Killian: LITERALLY FUCK YOU. FUCK. YOU.
Liam: I’m sorry brother, there’s just-
Killian: I LITERALLY KILLED YOUR ONLY PARENT I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU
Everyone: But like, Killian you are such a hero and you need to help us cause-
Killian: EMMA. SWAN. IS. IN. DANGER. SHE. HAS. BEEN. ABANDONED. BY. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. IN. HER. ENTIRE. LIFE. AND. NOW. SHE. THINKS. I. ALSO. ABANDONED. HER. DO. YOU. FUCK. HEADS. UNDER. STAND. THIS. SHE. NEEDS. ME. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW. SO. ALL. OF. YOU. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AND. GET. ME. HOME.
Killian: (please.)

athenascarlet:

seethelovelyintheworld:

(Storybrooke, sometime in the future)

KILLIAN: Are you Ok? I was so worried.

EMMA: Why? I was at the station all day, safe and sound.

KILLIAN: Didn’t you get my message? I pressed the Emma button, I know I used the infernal thing correctly.

EMMA: What do you mean? I wore that necklace all day, and didn’t hear your voice once.

KILLIAN: *exasperated eye roll* I said I would call you on the CELL phone, not the SHELL phone.

EMMA: We really need to pick one form of communication.