happy birthday, jennifer morrison! (april 12, 1979)
Diet Culture Exists to Fight Off the Fear of Death
“The heroes of contemporary diet culture are wellness gurus who claim to have cured themselves of fatness, disease, and meaninglessness through the unimpeachable purity of cold-pressed vegetable juice. Many traditional heroes earn their status by confronting and defeating death, like Hercules, who was granted immortality after a lifetime of capturing or killing a menagerie of dangerous beasts, including the three-headed dog of Hades himself. Wellness gurus are the glamorously clean eaters whose triumph over sad, dirty animality is evidenced by fresh, thoughtfully-lit photographs of green smoothies in wholesome Mason jars, and by their own bodies, beautifully rendered.”
Written by one of my heroes, Michelle Allison, better known around these parts as The Fat Nutritionist.
Well, I mean it’s up to Emma, of course, but yes, you have my blessing
Captain Swan ► 6.20
Your brotp could n e v e r
#someone explain to me how i dont even watch this show but i feel the chemistry
^
I live for these tags.
oh look i found some more (all these from this post alone too)
- #that was me before i watched the show tbh #its the reason i even started the show
- # YES I DONT EVEN WATCH IT BUT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
- #i may need to catch up on this show
- #i dont even watch this show #but like i need to watch just for this ship
- #OH HEYY THEY’RE DATING #im so glad and i don’t ever watch the shwo
- #I don’t watch this show but I ship them so goddamn fucking hard
hey i saw some more (still from this post)
- #THIS IS ME #i stopped watched when they arrived at neverland #but jfc i want to start watching again just because of these two idiots
- #my reaction to catching episodes of ouat at home #like who is this pirate and why is he so in love with emma swan and i need to catch up to see it happen
- #like i don’t understand #i ship these two sO MUCH #and i’ve never heard them talk
- # I AM THAT TAG # they’re so cute punch me in the face #captain swan #is that the name
- #i don’t watch the show # but I SHIP IT SO MUCH
- # i totally know; # i stopped watching mid season 2 or 3; # and captain swan brought me back
- # actually i don’t watch the show anymore # and i don’t even know killian but man # they look so beautiful together # the chemistry man # wow
- #the tags describe me #I don’t watch #but these two are super cute
- #I started watching this show after seeing gifs of them #shipped that shit before ever seeing a full episode
- #these two and i dont watch the show omg
- #this was me tho #i saw the i swear on emma swan gifset and i was like what the FUCK
- #I literally shipped them long before I started watching the show and that was before season 3 even aired #Thanks tumblr #Much chemistry. Such true love. wow.
- #i dont watch the show but fucking shit
for real guys, you should watch the show and you’ll ship them even more, they’re much more painful and perfect beyond the gifsets
last one i swear, lmao i had to
More because these two are life ruining idiots.
- #otp: my jolly sailor bold#captain swan#ouat#this is me too#i haven’t been watching this show BUT THIS SHIP I WANNA WATCH IT FOR THIS SHIP
- #i don’t even ship them but i ship them
- #okay i’m almost willing to catch up just for these two, #and that’s saying something
- #My friend ships them despite never watching it
- #i had stopped after season 1#but my roommate loves them and id seen them be really cute together in gifs#so i tried watching season 2 and was caught up in 5 days#i watched about 45 episodes in 5 days because of these fuckers
- #i started ouat because of a gif of the neverland kiss#i was like HOT DAMN#knew absolutely nothing about the show#i was confused when Hook wasnt in S1#im like who the fuck is this graham and august and shit#get away
- #i started the show bc of their gifset#i didn even know they were a ship and now they’re ruining my life
- #this was me too#I saw the gif of him making the sex eyes at Emma while tying up her hand bandage#I was like WOAH#calm down sailor with your eyes and your jaw and your yum#imagine my joy at finding the show on Netflix
ok i lied, i saw some more
this is about to be the longest cs post ever but idc because everytime i check there’s more lol and i love it
- #read captain swan fic before i even watched the damn show
- #omg #otp #i started to watch the show bc i saw gifs of them and i shipped them before i even watched an episode xD #you just see them and know #im mean so much chemistry comeoooonnn
- #i somehow stumbled onto a captain swan video on youtube #and my fucking HEART
- # seriously considering watching it again just because these two # goddamn
- #oh my fucking god i so thought i was the only one who shipped them and doesn’t watch thw show #BUT THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THESE TWO AND I ONLY SEE IT IN GIFS I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO SEE IT ON THE SHOW
- #literally this is me #like what the fuck is ouat #idk but keep it going cuz damn son
and just in case the ones among you who didn’t watch don’t know what happened after…
she said YES
oh dear god we’re a successful ship. but the best is “FUCK YOU GUYS I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE”!
Fave post
it’s back… Oh God, you need to find out what he sounds like, but make sure you’re seated when you do
it’s back
I will never not reblog this post
Also they are married now…
(rectifying that I didn’t add a gif the last time)
best gif ever
BEST POST EVER
also, they’re expecting their first child now.
Things Emma Swan has rode
[gifset inspired by this tweet]
Fic Masterlist
Tropes
- Neighbors/Roommates list
- Fake Dating
- Daddy!Killian
celebrity / sport / otherwise famous CS au fics
- actors
- badass cop!Killian
Best Friends to Lovers
- Soulmates
history AUs
- divorced list
exes fics
- Angsty list
Captain Duckling
- High School AU
- Lyrics in fics
- Fluffy fics
- CS Hogwarts AU list
hurt/comfort fics
wild west
Liam, Killian, and Emma
demon/devil!Killian
- saved from an abusive relationship
- (Post) Apocalypse AUs
- Tattoo AU
- Pining
- Secret Dating
- insecurities and reassurance
- Adorable fics with dogs
dancer/stripper
- Pregnancy
teacher!killian
matchmaker Henry
- cs + Jealous
- Adoption Fics
- Long Distance
- Lieutenant Duckling
Lieutenant Duckling Materlist
by @podeverafter- Babysitter!Killian
- Sci-fi
- Deckhand!Hook
- College AU
- Vacation AU
- Priest Killian Masterlist made by @cslibrary
swan lake aus
Emma x Neal for the majority of the fic
- Cooking fics
Killian is Emma’s boss
Hades and Persephone au’s
- enemies to lovers
- older brother’s best friend/ my best friend’s little sister
- Road trip AUs
- doctors masterlist
superheroes
dark hook/princess emma
- cs + Radio
thief!killian
- unplanned pregnancy
- Ireland (&UK) Fics
- Olympics AU list
Princess Emma Masterlist
by @cslibrarySmut *NEW*
Want to read something but you don’t know what?*NEW*
excellent, mostly long mcs, complete or active
Holiday Lists
- Xmas ultimate (2015)
The Christmas Fic List (Part1) and Part 2 (2016)
Holiday 2016: Christmas + New Years
by @once-uponacaptain- 🎄The Holiday List #1❄️⛄️ and ⛄️🎄The Holiday List #2❄️ by @yayimallamaagain (2017)
- Halloween – Supernatural
- Valentine’s Day
- NYE
My Picks
Canon & Canon Divergence
- Season 2 list
- Season 2 – part II
- More Neverland Renaissance 2.0
- Canon Divergence in s3
- Canon Divergence – general
- Season 4 fics
Neal doesn’t die and Emma still chooses Killian
- EMERGENCY pt I,
- EMERGENCY pt II,
- EMERGENCY pt III
- Tallahassee Canon Divergence
- some canon/ canon div/ spec
CS AU Week
Weeks in fic
- Week 1
- Week 2
- Week 3
- Week 4
- Week 5
- Week 6
- Week 7
- Week 8
- Week 9
- Week 10
- Week 11
- Week 12
- Week 13
- Week 14
- Week 15
- Week 16
- Week 17
- Week 18
- Week 19 – Modern AUs
- Week 20 – Canon One Shots
Writers Appreciation
Angst reviews
“The reason we created the show was to add a little hope to the world, in any way we could.”—Edward Kitsis
I see what this is.
a lost princess and… a pirate?
doesn’t sound like a fairytale to me.
but maybe that’s the point.








